crop dusting

When you are at a party or a club and you need to fart so you move really quickly somewhere else and fart while you are moving, laying your odor everywhere but where you were.

Usually is really funny.

1 Hey man, I gotta fart, really badly.
2 Don't do it here, go crop dusting.
1 O shit, thats right.

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penal prostate exam

When you go to the doctor to get a prostate exam, but you coulda swore he did it with his weiner

I got a physical man, and something other then a finger went up my butt.

Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.

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pirate

A sexual position in which a male spits on a womans back before he ejaculates, and while her head is turned around, thinking he is finished, he elaculates in her eyes, causing her to say "AAARRRRGGGGHHHH" with one eye closed, like a pirate

she looked at me like a total pirate after i finished

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butt pube

Any body who has just done the most retarded thing that in someway has affected you, or made fun of you.

"hey dude, I just burned this joint in your room, now it hella smells. Is that bad?"

"Yes it is you BUTT PUBE. My mom sleeps in there. Now im gonna get on hella trouble."

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quickum

When you see somebody so incredibly hot, you can cum just by looking at them.

Dude, whats that on your shorts?

OH. THAT. yeah, um, I just saw a quickum.