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An individual's NPCness. The quality of being like an NPC.
Mac: Hey what's that guy doing on the side of the road?
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got high enpicity.
To throw a kiwano horned melon at someone, usually so hard that it breaks.
Gary: Kiwanopult!
Marcus: No! Shit! Not again!
(Gary throws kiwano horned melon at Marcus's ass)
Marcus: fuck!
Marcus now calls an ambulance for assistace with the multiple bleeding holes in his butt cheek.
And Gary eats the broken melon...
When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.
Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."
Example 1:
Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."
Example 2:
Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."
To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.
Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."
Phone: "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."