melbourne shuffle

A dance that some people started doing in melbourne when they found out that bang gang in Sydney had a dance but they stopped talking about it when they realised that it had an embarrassing name

person M: "hey did you hear that at 77 in Sydney they have this dance called the bang gang dance?"

person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"

pause

person M: " yeh"

pause

person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"

person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"

Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"

person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"

person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"

person M: " I R win"

the melbourne shuffle was born

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