shitty deal

When one is having anal sex with another, pulls out and a load of shit comes out.

MatGrn: "That's the best dick i've ever taken, pull out"
JMOSS: ::pulls out:: "OMG DUDE! I thought you said you douche! What a shitty deal!"

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famunda cheese

its when you are intercoursing and you encounter crush or flakes of fical,mucus-based,goodness left to you to enjoy for making such a good choice of sexual partner.

she has famunda cheese sticking to her thing,damn.

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