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A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.
The manâs veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.
When you're headed out the door to go get lunch and your boss asks you to swing by McDonald's on the way back and pick him up a South West Chicken Salad.
Boss to Employee: "Hey can you grab me a salad from McDonald's on your way back?"
Employee to Boss: "Uhm, we're not going to McDonald's for lunch tho."
Boss to Employee: "On your way back.."
Me to Employee: "Wow, he really made you his bitch right there. he was all like 'Bitch get me some Salad'..
Employee to me: "yep.. it's a BITCH SALAD!"
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A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.
The manâs victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.
A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.
Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.
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