Winery

A particularly submissive breed of male with feminine characteristics. A Winery will sweep any girl or guy off of their feet and appear to cherish them tenderly, however this is not the case as Winery only wishes to spike them and steal their organs. Winery’s also have the tendency to be explosive and will often shart their pants in public.

Sparkling Ale - OMG Winery is such a nice and sincere guy!

Double Agent - I’d be careful the last Winery stole my ex boyfriend uterus
Sparkling Ale - He is definitely a keeper, who needs kidney’s anyway?

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Dumbcluck

Dumbcluck is A highly stupid individual that possesses tendencies that make him the closest thing to a dumbfuck. He will often seem like a bro to you, but don’t let this fool you. Dumbcluck is only out to steal your girlfriend and get pictures of them together snogging.

Caleb - Wow man, Dumbcluck is such a cool guy! He must be such a ladies man
Person 2 - Yea man, your girlfriend was all over him while you were gone

Rogan Josh

Rogan Josh is a person with particularly squishy forearms that derived from India. In their spare time, they will often be found driving Tesla’s and throwing money into bins while homeless people watch on. Rogan Josh can be seen with numerous styles and shades of hair, ranging from orange to black.

Person 1 - Did you see that homeless lady in desperate need of food?
Person 2 - Yea, Rogan Josh was beside her feeding the birds dinner
Person 1 - Classic Rogan Josh