Asslete

An athlete with a large or recognizable posterior. Often times, these athletes will be both successful, reaching the tops of their game, such as Serena Williams.

That woman has such a large butt that it hides her championship physique, like an asslete

doomer

1. A person who plays the video game ‘Doom’
2. A term for a customer or individual who “dooms” the brand.
3. A person who ruins another person reputation.

Man the kid is such a doomer

Mormonaire

A wealthy Mormon. Usually with net worth over $1 million. Usually, but not exclusively, located in Utah. Prominent examples include Mitt Romney, Bill Marriot, and Harry Reid. Often frequent Park City.

When I'm in Utah to ski I'm often surprised by the wealth out there. There must be a gazillion Mormonaires

chipmunk

The facial expression given by one caught in a lie. To chipmunk, or be chipmunked, means to chatter your teeth in shame or nervousness.

Even though Jim ran a train on me, it was Joe who chipmunked me when he found out later.

KOA’d

When an individual living in house is forced to downsize to a smaller, mobile RV unit that better fits their financial outlook.

Too bad Ben got KOA’d but he was too broke to rent. Guess he’s moved into
an RV.

Cribbed Up

1. Staying in; not going out on the town.
2. Housed in mature or expensive housing

3. Home body; married, with children.

4. Happy with ones dwelling.

I would talk to JayDee, but he’s been cribbed up the Stonefield Estates since he got married.

clang

1. A slang term for stolen booty
2. The term for when an investment round of looted drug money shuts at the multinational bond market.

“We clanged pretty hard that round.”
“How many tons of heroin were sold?”
“Enough to fund that bridge over there.”