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When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself
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When your with a girl in a bar (kissing her, fingering her or flirting with her)and her trans boy friend shows up and loses to a fight with you
Remember that Trudy girl I totally Gooder'ist'nestboyist'thebestaround'whoevergoodersteristboutoistlivegoodst the shit out of him last night
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