Evie

Evie is the hottest person ever. She's addicted to sexy clowns, caffeine, shopping, and adrenaline. Evie-rything about her is so cute and often makes people fall in love immediately! She will be sad if you hurt her but beware of a buff and tall lady (perhaps named Margo) murdering you in the most painful way possible. Evie is the best soup and fondue maker ever and you will collapse from its tasty-ness. She has the cutest style in the world, and everyone gets so jealous when they see her dress. Beware of this gremlin, because she's so easy to fall in love with.

"I heard Evie's fondue is AMAZING!"

"Evie's so cute, I want to make out with her while Superstar plays in the background"

"I would do anything for Evie"