Friend Zone

women's secret code for "you are not getting any of my booty or boobs."
for the people that get friendzoned,sad for them.now go cry in in your sleep and buy a body pillow.

john's crush:hey john could you tie my shoelaces?
john:of course!*ties shoelaces*
john's crush:oh thank you!you are such a good FRÄ°END (the word of destruction
john sees his friends
goes to talk with them
john's friends:dude you got friend zone 'd

feet

a device used to find legos in the dark

"man,last night i found that lego i have been searching for 5 years.with my feet. ..""

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