chode awarness geek

the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...

douche bag: hey ur a chode

chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!

lady: whats a chode?

douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...

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chode bagging

chode bagging: rubbing one's chode (usually sweaty) on a fallen foe's face after epic combat.

After beating up her friend, I started chode bagging him to show my dominance...

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