The act of ferociously masturbating to P90x and/or shake weight infomercials. Active participants are usually, but not always, sociopaths that drive G35s â they also generally have no issue flexing in the mirror during intense post-powerbating coitus, a la Patrick Bateman in âAmerican Psycho.â Using oneâs junk to actually lift reasonably sized weights is also an option for accomplished powerbaters, but is not recommended unless youâve completed the 9-week Jedi powerbating training course.
Jim, Iâm totally down to meet up at the volleyball game, I just need to send the wife out on an errand so I can powerbate real quick. After all, it is bikini season.
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