God’s wrath

When you are being nutted on and bitch slapped at the same time

Jimmy: I had tough night bro

John: why
Jimmy: I experienced god’s wrath bro
John: shiiiiiiit

The X-Factor

When you hitting it from the back and you cross your arms for added grip

Jesus: yeah I was putting my penis in her from behind and it started to get a bit slick so I used the x-factor to maintain my godly pace
Jesus’s dad: good work son

21👍 7👎

Immaculate Conception

When you get fucked by god

Miss Pp: God high-key raped me last night and now I’m gonna get pregnant

mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception

19👍 8👎