A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.
That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!
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A particularly spiteful male, possibly but not necessarily gay.
"What has that bitch bastard been saying about me?"
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The town of Bedford England in view of the large number of beggars there.
Got asked for change three times in one hour in Begford today
A word used to mock people such as "snowflakes" who are obsessed with racism and complain constantly about it: it is an infantile or "cry-baby" way of pronouncing the word "racist". Therefore also "waythithm".
They called me a waythitht because I said I didn't specially like rap music
Like "smog",
"strassle" is a portmanteau word for the combination of two unpleasant things: just as "smog" is a combination of smoke and fog, "strassle" is a combination of stress and hassle, i.e. indicating a thoroughly annoying/depressing/draining experience or series of experiences.
No fun this last week I'm afraid - just one load of strassle after another! Unbelievable!
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Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").
I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!
The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.
Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!