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productive procrastination

what your NOT doing right now!

do your homework you lazy ass

by preacher of the holy church of Sri May 4, 2004

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Sri

1) God

2) A person or thing that is good enough at one thing or multiple things as to be called "godly"

3) The first name of any person great enough to be called Sri

4) something humans use to explain everything they don't know or understand.

5)The Father of the world. The Alpha and the Omega. The creator of Heaven and Earth.

6)Someone who is very happy

7)Stanford
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1) you know that Sri guy is always watching us from his giant cloud in the sky... creepy huh?

2) I might as well quit trying as long as Sri is there to beat me:-(

3)My best friend is Sri!

4) My work sucks... must be Sri's fault

5)I had a math test and they asked what alpha was, I answered Sri and got marked wrong... so maybe #5 isn't so accurate.

6)Damn Mike, your acting like Sri today!

7)SRI International is an independent, nonprofit research institute that conducts client-supported research and development for government agencies, commercial businesses and nonprofit foundations. To help bring its innovations to the marketplace, SRI licenses its technologies and creates new ventures.

by preacher of the holy church of Sri January 14, 2004

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