deland

deland is a town in volusia county florida. it is nestled between the asscrack of daytona beach and the dangling hemroids of orlando.

deland has one norman rockwell style downtown section surrounded by fucktons of open-air crack markets. deland is for hippies, wiggers, old people, illegal south american immigrants, and people who can't find deltona.

guy: hey, i just got here from ohio, do you know where i can buy crack?

other guy: "yeah, just go anywhere in deland"

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menstrensitive

in the act of or pertaining to being "on your period" or being sensitive in any way, with or without any sense of logic.

wo, you really have yourself upset about this whole ordeal; your awful menstrensitive today.

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