JEOMK

Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard

"a/s/l?"
"17/F/Boston"
"Ohh..ohhh...JEOMK"

flicted

retarded, messed up, not made right

Did you see the way her legs wobble when she walks. She flicted man.

West Jesus

Opposite of "east bumfuck", meaning right here

"Yo, I parked way the hell over in east bumfuck! Where you at?"
"Right here in West Jesus."

diego

1. diego is a friendly person but he also speaks so fast he sounds like a dog and people call him a dog on accident

look at Diego

PDP

Post-dinner pool

"PDP?"
"Sure. Let me get my cue."