saturnized

a term used to describe anyone who has had their lives ruined by this defunked 2 bit car manufacturer. it applies to saturn owners as well as its employees,the idiots that bought these things thinking that it was a "different kind if car company" ha! Morons!GM funded the project ! Did you really think incompitant bafoons like Rick Wagner and his scumbag buddies could do something right? And even if they did history shows us that they would ruin it anyway. As for the employees,(especially the ones at the retail level)here's a bunch of dedicated hard working people who really did buy into the concept of taking care of the customer, these folks killed themselves working hard to make good on GM's fuck up. These are the true victims, they are getting fucked worse than anyone else! Think about this, congress is giving billions of taxpayer dollars to GM so they can restructure(get rid of employees and brands)including saturn, that means that everyone who works for saturn gets to pay GM to fire them ! That's like being raped and having to pay the guy who did it for medical expences he incurred while he raped you. In closing I just wanna say, thanks GM for all the wonderful work you did in fleecing the public yet again! Enjoy my money and i hope you fucking die!

Hey! look at all those people in the welfare office,I wonder are they saturn owners or employees? They've all been saturnized!

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choo choo gazoo

the detestable and contemptable act of violently cornholing a girl while she is smoking a cigarette … as your meat whistle bottoms out in her pooper she will emit puffs of smoke making her look just like a choo choo train

hey bro, she was so drunk I didn't even give her time to finish her smoke... I just bent her over and gave her the old choo choo gazoo!

corvidocrit

These motherfuckers!!!! Here's to the assholes who spent 40 years smoking cigarettes' exhaling they're second hand smoke for all of us to breath , well... now these pricks developed respiratory issues and are susceptible to complications from the corona virus, so... what do they do? they go around bitching at everybody who they don't feel are properly wearing they're masks and may infect them! hypocrite mother fuckers! if you fall into this category and you know who you are well you can go get face fucked till the cum shoots out your nose !!!! You didn't give a fuck when you were forcing us to breath your airborne carcinogens were you? now you want us to worry about your health ... aint gonna happen ! reap what you have sewn !!!!

hey ! look at that moron with the multiple masks wiping down the whole world with alcohol, wasn't that the corvidocrite that smoked 4 packs a day for the whole 40 years I've known him?

Driveshafted

A term best used to describe a position for anyone who works in the automotive field. This usually refers to getting screwed over by every single person that the individual comes in contact with, usually insurance companies, customers, manufacturers, bosses, owners, bums, credit criminals, scumbags, dirtbags, hosebags, and all around bags. The professional auto tech usually requires an average of 12 beers just to calm down after a long day of getting long dicked, his boss is probably dead from suicide, and his co workers are usualy miserable because they too have been ass fucked so hard that a dinner plate can easily be inserted into the anus without actually touching the sphincter. Most of these unfortunate individuals are well on their way to the insane asylum, so have some pity on them. Remember when you go to your local auto dealer to get your fucking rat fixed, you are probably the asshole that caused all this misery, so lighten up on the poor bastards. One day, one of them may go off the deep end and just fuckin' pop you one in the cocksucker.

Goddammit!!! Johnny just spent all day workin' on that piece of crap and didn't even make enough money to pay for his lunch. He got driveshafted!!

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