Fangirl

FANGIRL. : a Person who is an extremely or overly enthusiastic fan of someone or something.

FANGIRL: Everyone became a fangirl when Emma Watson walked in the room

LC

Lady crush

I'm totally straight, but I have a LC on Rihanna.

corncob

a poor person's dildo

I found me a nice corncob out in the dumpster behind the Blue Star