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Ria

Also very widely known as Rihanna. She has such a motherly instinct and desire to have kids, she wants to get married and settle down AS SOON AS POSSIBLE(in california you can get married before 18). She falls in love with EVERYONE she meets and has very deep thoughtful fantasies about them together. She's the type of person to plan everything since they met to the day they die. She lives in a penthouse with her 13 other siblings, her parents, and a butler who's name is Bertrum. She speaks in a butchered British accent CONSTANTLY even though she lives in the south. Fun Fact about Ria, she secretly raps at a karaoke club thrice a week. She is a very religious woman, a devoted Hindu beyond belief. She has a secret hate for dogs and has a slaughter house with a bunch of dogs. She also has a dungeon with chained gorillas. Overall she's a BOMBSHELL 11/10 cop immediately.

"Have you met this girl Ria?"
"No how is she"
"She's a stallion"

by princesspiddles September 20, 2020

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Ria

Also very widely known as Rihanna. She has such a motherly instinct and desire to have kids, she wants to get married and settle down AS SOON AS POSSIBLE(in california you can get married before 18). She falls in love with EVERYONE she meets and has very deep thoughtful fantasies about them together. She's the type of person to plan everything since they met to the day they die. She lives in a penthouse with her 13 other siblings, her parents, and a butler who's name is Bertrum. She speaks in a butchered British accent CONSTANTLY even though she lives in the south. Fun Fact about Ria, she secretly raps at a karaoke club thrice a week. She is a very religious woman, a devoted Hindu beyond belief. She has a secret hate for dogs and has a slaughter house with a bunch of dogs. She also has a dungeon with chained gorillas. Overall she's a BOMBSHELL 11/10 cop immediately.

"Have you met this girl Ria?"
"No how is she"
"She's a stallion"

by princesspiddles September 20, 2020

4👍 2👎


Nathan

He's a little silly and owns a male moose milker

He enjoys men a lot and a lot of them.
He can shred like no other on a motorcycle and is the meanest gang in the town. The Potatoes.
He came out the womb knowing how to dissemble and assemble a fully automatic fire arm in less than 30 seconds.

When the midwife slapped him he ROARED.

Kawaii desu he's such a potato X3.

Person 1: Wow that guy is such a potato
Person 2: don't be cringe man, say that he's a Nathan.

by princesspiddles September 20, 2020