Two Minute Noodle

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.

Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.

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Floormouth

A person who consumes food that has been on the floor.

James: Portia just ate that Muesli Bar off of the floor! She's such a floormouth!
Portia: Om nom nom.

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