glock girl

A girl who calls herself a “glock girl” is a girl who thinks she’s tough and country. She normally wears jeans and constantly listens to modern country music.

Jake: Why does she post pictures of trucks and four wheelers when she works in an office all day?
Jim: She must think she’s a real glock girl.

Prison Puppy

A prison puppy is a child that is birthed while the mother is incarcerated.

Jerry: "Shawty, your kid is mad annoying."
Dave: "Yeah girl, get your prison puppy under control."

Ryan

Ryan is the kinda guy you could have a good UNO game with, but watch out, he can be pouty if he doesn’t win. He’s also the kinda guy who makes puns 24/7, but he doesn’t know that he is. He’s pretty shy at first, but once you get to know him, he’s a real cool dude (and he talks non stop). Ryans are known to be described as really handsome guys with deep brown eyes and luscious brown hair, but the really special Ryans can’t fit into one category. In all honesty, everyone needs a Ryan in their life, but no Ryan is better than the one I have!

Girl #1: “Shoot man, I need a Ryan in my life.”
Girl #2: “Get you one, then, Karen.”