floppy

Also known as a relaxing wang, or one that is not erect

Hit her with the floppy, not the bona!

Moscow

Capital of the Russian Federation. Known as MOCKBA in Russian (MOCKBA pronounced Mosk-va)

Aeroflot flight: Berlin - Moscow $200

sagret

A seagull in a can.

Dude, there's a sagret burning.

X-box

A gaming console with tiresome games (ie Project Gotham Racing).

"John would rather play with his X-box than to listen to this lecture."
"Dude!"

Niagra

Waterfalls on the border of the USA and Canada

nissan

Another Run-of-the-mill automobile

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with N."
"Nissan?"
"Correct! How'd you know?"
"We're in a Nissan parking lot"

phone book

Slang for a telephone directory.

"pass us the phone book"