Undocumented Immigrant

1. A legal immigrant who lost their papers.

2. Liberalese for an illegal. The correct term is Illegal Immigrant. Not Undocumented.

1. Shit! All his papers were destroyed when his house burned down! Now he's an undocumented immigrant

2. Liberal: UnDoCuMeNtEd ImMiGrAnTs ArE aS mUcH oF a CiTiZeN aS yOu
Anyone with sense: Shut up you SJW. They're illegal immigrants, not undocumented

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Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

George Floyd

A man who was brutally murdered by Derek Chauvin, a racist asshole cop, and three other racist asshole cops for no reason other than “he tried to pass a counterfeit $20”! Minor misdemeanor! Real reason is, he was black. And Chauvin was a racist asshole who deserves to get a jail sentence of 10000000000000000 years or death penalty. After he was killed that sparked international race riots and started a new anti racist movement

#BlackLivesMatter #Defund #GeorgeFloyd

“Did you hear about George Floyd’s murder?” “Yeah, it’s horrible” “Those racist pigs should never have been cops in the first place “

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Rent Boy

A male prostitute, usually gay

We went down to the bodega, and the corners were all crowded with rent boys looking for guap

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H-eyes

Heroin eyes. When the dude you’re hangin out with has been banging up dope and his pupils are really tiny. (Or, you, if you’re not too high to look in a mirror)

He jumped out at the red light to cop, and next time we saw him he was bombed as hell with H-eyes

Fu Q

A word that means ‘fuck you’, or if spelled ‘fuq’, fuck, that dumass middle schoolers use on their video games when their moms block swearing.

“Whadja name your car?” “Fu Q” “Haha that’s sick” “Mom thinks she’s so smart”

FQ

Basically means “Fuck you” when the middle schoolers moms bust them for ‘fu q’

I’m gonna name my guy FQ, mom hasn’t blocked that yet

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