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pre-v

When you prematurely Venmo someone for a round of drinks and then you decide to buy the next round, requiring them to Venmo back to you. If you had just lasted a little longer before trying to settle up, no Venmo would have been necessary.

Friend 1: Ok, I'll Venmo you for that drink.
Friend 2: Hold up - you know we never have just one beer. You don't want to have a pre-v.

by prognosticator December 7, 2017


cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.

Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017