pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

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baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

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sun

the inverse of moon (to show one's bare buttocks), therefore 'to sun' is 'to show one's genetalia'

mooning them wasn't humiliating enough, so he whipped down his drawers and sunned them.

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manchvegas

slang for "Manchester, New Hampshire, USA"

a combonation of "Manchester" and "Las Vegas". Possibly came about because Manchester, for a long time was one of the very few places in New Hampshire to actually see talk buildings, and city lights.

"i hit the twin liqah stohes on the highway aftah manchvegas befawh goin' to watah country" (note new england accent)

"there's no way i'm goin to manchvegas two weeks before christmas"

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diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

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slink

To give motion to the foreskin parralel to the phallic shaft in the act af masterbating.

What are you doing over there? Slinking your mule?

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market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.

"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"

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