lunchbox

A man's genitals: Meat + two veg

Patient complaining: Man, I hate this—it's like a kick in the nuts.
Nurse reality checking: Your lunchbox vegetables are firmly out of scope here. It's just physiotherapy.

presenteeism

A common behavioural pattern in dysfunctional workplaces where the employee is not evaluated by managers or peers by what they do, but rather what they don't do.

The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.

I just had a meeting with Jill, Jane and Jack, reporting on achieving absolutely nothing,and had my socks rocked off as to their blinding knack for appearing busy without disturbing anything, presenteeism at its finest delivered by true professional experts.

begware

Same as beggarware, a snarky denigrating term for open source or free software.

The more I see Bitcoin maxis try to take shots at Chia the more confident I am in this project. They have normalized begware with an increasingly centralized hashrate defended with religious fervor.