UCSC

University of California Smokes Cannibis
University of Controlled Substances on Campus
University of California, Second Choice
Also known as University of California, Santa Cruz

We have more hippies than Berkeley.

Our mascot is a slimy yellow hermophrodidic mollusk.

Our athletics are all division 3 and we have no football team.

If you say that marijuana should remain illegal, we might stage a protest against you in Porter meadow but we'll probably be too high to notice that you said anything.

We're one of the least prestigious UCs.

We're awesome.

Person 1: I'm going to UCSC this fall.
Person 2: I've heard its really weird there.
Person 1: Yeah but we have the best mascot.

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