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Such severe camel-toe that it pulls the pubic hair.
"Are you wearing spandex under your softball shorts?"
"No way, last time the pubaltoe made it hard to run."
The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.
Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?
How could I miss those Wrangled testes?