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a wedgie is when somone grabs the weiestband of ur underwear and lifts it up in the air. Examples are hanging, atomic and melvin wedgie. Note: To avoid wedgies... Wear Boxers! Bullys wont get u if u wear boxers.. maybe ur friend will for a joke though. if u dont like boxers and still like briefs... WEAR BOXER BREIFS!!! if u dont like the feeling of boxers like me. switch to boxer briefs... they'll think its boxers so u wont get wedgied and they feel like briefs. u can do wat i do. wear briiefs on weekendsa nd boxer breifs at school

Last yeaar when i was in 7th grade. i went over my friend Chaud's house. His parents had left and said they would be back in like an hour or so. So that meant it was just me, chaud and his older bro who was 16. About 10 minutes after his parents left. Chaud had said brb. I was standing in his room waiting for himt o come back. Chaud had came back in the room, snuck up behbind me and pansted me... Hs older bro just runs in the room. knocks me over, and slides my jeans right off..There i was just standin there.. in my tighty whiteys, shirt and socks. *mom made us take off shoes* Chaud had said 'wanna fly' i said 'wat u mean' he then grabbed my tighty whiteys and lifted me up in the air then had placed me on a door hook in his room. He mde me hang there for 10 minutes just laughing. Then he said... he'll let me down if i let him and his bro balltap me 2xs each. Since we were only 12. we werent realy developed so i agreeed. He said i had to call myself a lil fag so i did. ' i said 'ima lil fag' he balltapped me 2 times. His bro balltapped me and hung on me so my underweawr was wayyyyyyyy up in my but. They finally let me down. I fixed my tighty whiteys and had asked for my pants back. They said they woould give them to me later. i said watever since it was only my friend chaud. he was a guy 2 so it didnt matter. I then grabbed his underwera and lifteed him up but he then balltapped me again and i fell. He then gave me an attomic wedgie! my underwera still didnt rip!!!! my underwear was at my neck... i was abt to cry he said ur fine. and let go. i fixed it and he let me wedgie him. i didnt get my pants back until his parents went into the driveway th9ough....now evertime i go over his house he gives me a wedgie. and laguhs at me for wearing tighty whiteys

by psedunym November 23, 2008

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