EDP

eat this pizza

yo u want 2 edp
yes (eats pizza)

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ruhgilerwhgipuhgiyhroigyftriyogryfgeifgtrougfreifgeiyfrgeriy

literally means hello

speaking object 1:ruhgilerwhgipuhgiyhroigyftriyogryfgeifgtrougfreifgeiyfrgeriy!
speaking object 2:ruhgilerwhgipuhgiyhroigyftriyogryfgeifgtrougfreifgeiyfrgeriy to you too!
mortal being: what does that mean?
1: it means hello.

fortnite war crimes

yay:)

fortnite war crimes are cool

Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798))

where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3. Is a hyper"scentience" that will horribly, and gore splatteringly oblitterate every other peroson, exept for "Person (SQRT OF - 546) ^2.973"

Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: Hello, person 1!
Person 1: Uhh... Hi... uhh...Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3.
Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: What way would you not want to die?
Person 1: Why do you want to know?
Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: Just want to know.
Person π: PERSON 1 DONT TE-- (gets desintigrated by Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3)

f

Short for freinds.

F is for freinds who do stuff together,

vaporeon

The best water type pokemon.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks.

Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility.

Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.

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CPR

Candy Peppermint Resuscitation.

bungbob: This calls for CPR! Candy Peppermint Resu'sitation!