dick hanger

When you're in the club grinding on someone and you get half hard, then leave to grind on someone else.

A cliff hanger, you let the person know how big your dick is then leave before it gets too good or continue telling a story.

Oh wow man I left a bunch of dick hangers in there.

So she couldnt fit the whole thing in her mouth right...

manguage

A useful way for guys to get around the language barrier. Its basically a combination of grunts, hand gestures, and tone to achieve perfect understanding. Also a great way to infuriate women when you're with a friend who gets it.

Man #1 - Umph uhn uh, hah!
Man #2 - Pfft! Arg cha guh. *points*
Woman #1 - Oh my god you guys stop using manguage or we're going back to the car.
Woman #2 - Yeah and no blowjobs tonight.
Man #1+2 - All right, fuck.

bathroom puzzle

When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.

If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...