n.
just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever
The President-elect is taking a trump dump.
n.
technical term for a self-loathing, closeted gay man
The vice president is a total pence.
n.
an act of defecation
feces
I gotta take a trump.
I just took a massive trump.
n. the secular festival celebrated on December 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. Cf. Christmas.
Dude, are you going to the Crissmuss party this weekend?
I got my girlfriend a great Crissmuss gift.
Merry Crissmuss!