trump dump

n.

just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever

The President-elect is taking a trump dump.

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pence

n.

technical term for a self-loathing, closeted gay man

The vice president is a total pence.

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trump

n.

an act of defecation

feces

I gotta take a trump.

I just took a massive trump.

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Crissmuss

n. the secular festival celebrated on December 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. Cf. Christmas.

Dude, are you going to the Crissmuss party this weekend?
I got my girlfriend a great Crissmuss gift.
Merry Crissmuss!

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