agnostic

One who is neither ignorant enough to believe that there is a god, nor self centered enough to believe that if there was a god, he would give a flying fuck about what they do on sundays, what they eat on fridays, and what kind of facial hair they have.

Im agnostic.

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Stojer

A woman who is in a relationship however one wang for her isnt enough. So she sleeps with any male she can on the side

Friend 1: did you hear that Andrew is marrying Natalie?
Friend 2: yeah. I dipped my wang in her last night. Shes such a stojer

schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis