SlipKnot

A nu-metal band from Des Moines, Iowa which consists of 9 members numbered 0-8. This band is completely misunderstood by the bored youth surrounding fans who claim that SlipKnot is emo and is meaningless shit.

Dude with a Cannibal Corpse Shirt: "SlipKnot iz t3h sux"
Me: "Umm, aight? how so?"
DWACCS: "Hurr, because i'm a stupid bored 12 year old with no respect for other's opinions you emo fuck!"
Me: "Ok, first off I'm not emo, and second: why the hell do you think it matters to me?"
DWACCS: "I dunno, I just like to see how many thumbs down i get on my YouTube comments lollollol, listen to real metal, homo!"
Me: "Cannibal Corpse is not real metal either, real metal was in like, the 80's or something."
DWACCS: "N-N-NOOOO!!! *SNIFF* I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE SO I INSULT AN AWSOME BAND ON URBAN DICTIONARY! *sob*"

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