skyperch

Using a drone for viewing something or someone in an aerial fashion.

This bitch.. I got her on SKYPERCH pooping on the sidewalk!

globe trottee

Refers to an individual who is setting their pride and skill aside to let another person show off and look way better than they are. A Globe Trotee is a real one.

Oh my boys being a globe trottee over there so mike gets some attention!

lesmoline

(Lez•mole•een)

A limousine that contains 2 or more lesbians in transit, only lesbians. No bi thighs, no straight guys, and no gay tides.
The term in regards to the passengers, the driver is excluded. But, if in fact the rare case Is also 100% scissor kickin lesbian as well, that is known as a Flash Lesmoline, and usually the emergency flashers are on the entire ride, and upon arrival the limo goes into stealth mode as the driver cuts all lights and power and it’s honestly been a deep mystery as to what goes on inside in stealth mode, it’s one of the most notoriously non-leaked secrets in existence. If you don’t know, you probably won’t know.

I’ll bet you $20 that is a lesmoline right there..

You think so?

In fact.. I’ll double odds and say it’s a Flash Lesmoline!

bet.. keep your eyes peeled now.

dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.

It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.

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Don King Kick

DonKing Kick

Used in reference to someone’s hair that is so out of control it’s suggested that a grumpy donkey kicked you in the face and/or hair with force to where it’s blown back and looks like a beetle juice hallowed wig.

Dog.. look at Becky rockin that Don King Kick! She has to know what she looks like, right?

pinch litter

When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.

(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)

I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!

who’s fuckin?

A thought finisher.
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!

“Ohh yeah man I was all like skirt skirt into my parking spot and fuckin.... fuckiiin umm”

“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”

“…. “