Lavern

He likes to sing and dance and do ballet. A passionate and certified clown, he is a professional at eating pasta. He is lucky, but he has drug issues. He doesnt curse, and will be the kpop idol of your dreams. Bts? Who? Just Lavern will do. If he has best friends, its got to be two girls called Elizabeth and Raelyn.

Elizabeth: “Wow you’re such a Lavern! You eat so much pasta!”

Everyone: “Omg, is that oppa lavern??”

“Unreal.”

Raelyn: “oh my! Did you see Lavern at rehab yesterday?”