Jongy

Also referred to as Jongus, Jongy Thanos, and Jungi, a man who exhibits all the qualities of Thanos from the Avengers series while maintaining tendencies to perform kitchen-related activities such as cooking and baking. They eventually must be squeezed and milked or they will burst, as they are full of Jongy juices.

A: Bro who is that?
B: Bro that's a Jongy!
A: Oh shit, we gotta milk him!

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