glamour puss

a sexually attractive female, to which one may imagin has an aesthetically and physically pleasing vagina.

"wow, check that out that glamour puss."

"cor blimey! i wouldn't mind abit of that glamour puss mate, would you."

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com plod

community support officer

cummunity support officer, com plod

purple turtle

is when your balls are so shrivalled and hard like the shell of a turtle (if white) and go a light purple colour

when u get un changed and its cold and your balls are hard and look like the shell of a turtle = purple turtle

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hobby bobby

community police officer that doesnt have the power of a real police officer. someone who aspires to be a police officer but doesnt make the grade

fuck off you hobby bobby, you cant arrest me

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slob juice

refers to the prefered alcoholic beverage drunk by young adult males. ussually consumed by, in ritualised gatherings of their peers with the intended purpose of only controlled self destructive behaviour and gestures of anarchy. usually a premium strength lager.

" barmen, two pints of slob juice please, cheers mate."

"oi, do you fancy getting slobbed up tonight."
"yeah, get a few slob juice's down the hacket."

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pig in a wig

refers to an obese female (human) that resembles a pig wearing a wig

"hey sam, look at that descusting fat slob bitch."
-"yeah man, pig in a wig."

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poose

to seek sexually satisfaction from women by tellin them any thing thay want to hear, being a slimey cunt.

the practice of seeking sexuall satisfaction from many women

(ENGLAND)

" OI, CHECK OUT JIM HE'S POOSIN THAT BIRD HARD."
yeah im on the poose too man, big time

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