martim

This guy is the one who is always flirting with other guys and usually he drinks live a horse (ends the night badly)

"Stop that! We are dancing and you are flirting a man while you are drinking 3 vodka glasses at once! You are such a martim!"

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joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!

"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."