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Rebastard

refers to any offsping or offspring offspring of Sarah Palin; This term was introduced after the Palin children became newsworthy in late 2009 when it was deemed both offensive and redundant to call Palin's bastard children retarded.

Track and Bristol went up a hill. Nine months later their rebastard, Tripp, was born.

by pubesforpetrolem August 1, 2011

35πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Pubes for Petroleum

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

40πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Dobach

The act of a 40ish year old man being forced to eat white dog shit by a group of pre-pubescent teens.

The kids gave Dale a Dirty Dobach.

by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Handbook

A public group of friends on Facebook that give each other a hand from time to time.

I met my girlfriend on Handbook.

by pubesforpetrolem June 18, 2010

33πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 13, 2010

28πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Niggdigenous

In the late 1800s the Seminole Indian Tribe in Florida secretly took in escaped slaves. These freed negro slaves naturally banged several Seminole women. They am referred to it as "Hitting the Sqabutt." Their children are said to be Nigdigenous to Florida.

Hung Like Horse is Niggdigenous to Florida.

by pubesforpetrolem August 2, 2011

34πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Clarice

When a hot chick walks in front of your jail cell, and you get her attention as you through your warm man goo in her face.

After visiting Hannibal, the hot FBI agent was surpised when an aroused convict Clariced her.

by pubesforpetrolem June 13, 2010

91πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž