Urban Dictionary

Really, you're on urban dictionary yet you dont know what urban dictionary is. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN!

Cop: The last thing he said was "I'm going to look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary" and then the universe kinda collapsed around him.

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Know your A B G's

You are Jewish, A B G standing for Aleph Beth and Gimel, the first three letters of the Hebrew Alphabet.

Guy1: Are you allowed to wear a hat in here?
Guy2: Not unless you know your A B G's

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Self-Wheeling

A girl who is so ridiculously easy to pick-up, it's like thy wheel themselves.

Guy1: I want to talk that girl over but I don't know what to say.
Guy2: Who? Natalie? Don't worry man, she's self-wheeling!