Bear Trap

n. a needy friend that constantly needs reassurance, holding you hostage in conversations about themselves.

warning: has been known to aggressively spoon you in your sleep.

Person 1: dude, got caught in the bear trap last night
Person 2: what'd you do?
Person 1: tried to gnaw my arm off but in the end i just bled out :(

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