Tengaged

1. proper noun. An online Big Brother and Survivor game.

2. adjective. Anything, usually a website, that consumes the otherwise normal, socially-functioning lives of the patrons who visit it.

3. noun. A mental disorder found commonly amongst adolescent homosexual men and asian girls whereby one's immediate goals involve mindless staring at a computer screen. Also known as Click-Scroll-Refresh syndrome.

4. noun. A homosexual love fest. A perversion of the phrase "ten gays".

1.

Alexxandra: "I better get first HoH, or I will be evicted from my game on Tengaged."

2.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, let's go bro out... you know. We can play some Wii, grill shit, and watch some porn."
Bro #2: "Nah bro. I'm all about this tengaged shit I just found. Bust a nut for me tho."

3.

Mother: "He's just so abnormally antisocial.. is it because he is gay?"
Doctor: "He only appears to be antisocial. He's actually famous online... The poor lad suffers from Tengaged syndrome."

4.

Boy #1: "Let's play Tengaged."
Boy #2: "We need to find 8 more gays, then."

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