before a female has any physical contact with "strange" wang, she must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the male's ass. if not, have at it, til you're satisfied.
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to stick your weiner in chip-dip, lick, and re-dip without sanitizing first.
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a magnet for tornados
The G5 tornado tore through the trailer park, leaving 10,000 Nolanvillers homeless.
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implement used for playing ice hockey
He broke his stick over that guy's face and was voted the game's most valuable player.
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