Animalgamation

A game where you think of 2 different animals and mix them together to make a new one and thus cleverly giving it a name which consists of half of one animals name and half of the other.

"dude wouldnt it be sweet if a kangaroo and a hamster could mate?"

"yeh, like, it'd be be called a hamaroo!"

animalgamation is awesome...

5👍 2👎

Actletes

Slang for professional wrestlers- actors/athletes

Them WWE and TNA guys aren't proper wrestlers they're actletes.

No hez

no hesitation

man I would do that chick, no hez

4👍 5👎

Light fitting

Mild covulsions

Man 1: Is that guy alright? He's shaking quite a bit..
Man 2: Dont worry, just some light fitting

2👍 3👎

Artard

Someone who is incapable of making or understanding art.

You can't draw, paint, or paper mache for shit!

you are such an artard..

17👍 32👎

Stellarvision

Stellarvision- what are considered by most to be the best programmes on TV.

*phone rings*

"yello?"

"yo, dude wassup!!!"

"nuthin much just watching NCIS."

"nice choice."

"well you know me man, i only watch stellarvision."

5👍 2👎

Shelium

When a guy inhales helium from a balloon and talks more like a girl

DO IT DO IT!

*hi guysssssssss*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......Shelium

18👍 30👎