gas, ass, or grass

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.

Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.

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