Catherine Zeta Jones

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Attractive Welsh actress married to Michael Douglas. Won an Oscar in 2002 for her role as Velma Kelly in Chicago. Is a big fan of suing tabloids.

Catherine Zeta Jones sues people left and right!

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k-fed

Stupid nickname for Britney's gold digger of a husband who looks like a grown-up version of the banjo-playing little boy from Deliverance.

"K-fed" is a talentless idiot.

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