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the act of putting one's whole palm in your asshole and drinking a cookies and cream milkshake you received from a blonde 53 year - old man at a funeral home
friend: that girls really hot!
you: yeah, but I heard she got flouted by her cousin
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A 5 year old girl named "stew" decides that she has had enough of this stupid so called "CHRISTMAS", so takes public transit to the town mall and shoots the mall santa directly in the left ball sack with an AK - 47, santa drops to his knees pain and stew walks into baby gap and buys herself a XL t- shirt even though shes a small... cause she just don't give a hecking damn.
mall santa: What the fuck just happened?
stew: I just jingled your bells bad bleep
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The act of your uncle (who isn't really your uncle, but your parents make you call him that) projectile vomiting all over your 7 year - old sisters pet bunny and then shitting on her birthday cake
mom: go say hi to your aunt and uncle
you: mom no, he literally just grimpullimed katie
The act of a 6'7 black drag queen named donovan spriting into a made in mexico, yelling " IM ILLEGALLY BLIND IN 3 OUT OF THE 50 STATES" than going to leave said made in mexico and running into the sliding glass door. Donovan, then beings to start violanty pissing herself. After that, she proceeds to ask where the nearest double-decker bus is and nobody has seen her since.
random person: What on gods green earth just happened?
you: YOU JUST GOT ABIGAIL HERITAGED SLUT!! BOO-YAAA