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Pineholing is when someone sticks a small (or large!) pineapple up their ass and rotates it, making the pointy edges of the fruit scrape against the inside of the rectum. It is usually performed in a pineapple native environment.
Susan loves that sweet, sweet pineholing.
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(n) Someone who is sexually attracted to pineapples. Pine-whores usually like to get together for some pineholling.
That bitch is such a pine whore.
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A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.
Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.
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A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.
Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!
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When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.
We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.
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1) You typed "yiutube into Google, when you meant to type "Youtube".
2) You saw the Urban Dictionary definition as the first result.
3) You got curious about what it was, and decided to click on it.
Now you are here.
I misspelled "Youtube" and got to the Urban Dictionary result instead. yiutube
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